? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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