I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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