shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
