he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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