is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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