this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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