he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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