I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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