Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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