Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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