i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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