He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
two words: eviction party
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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