Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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