i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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