So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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