Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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