he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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