sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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