Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
