the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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