have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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