you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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