she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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