dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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