If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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