'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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