i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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