Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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