She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
