I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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