ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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