Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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