billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
