i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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