I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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