i jhust puked up my retainher.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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