She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I met the friendliest cop last night
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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