Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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