you will always have a special place in my vag
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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