So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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