youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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