I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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