Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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