You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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