I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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