what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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