once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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