Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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