is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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