I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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