My brain says no but my pants say off.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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